The Onion: World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

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Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best -- performing surgery on the human brain.
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I'm so glad I chose ... ( 1 month ago by RexNunc)

I'm so glad I chose Dr. Rainbright, cuz he really stole my bicycle.

At least his career ... ( 1 month ago by yuukisama2001)

At least his career was better than the guy that studied anteaters for 15 years. Hahaha!

Wait a minute he ... ( 1 month ago by prideventures)

Wait a minute he looks like George Bush running the government...see how shakey he is.....and can hardly walk in a straight line....LMAO

This guy is great, ... ( 1 month ago by airandfingers)

This guy is great, he helped me with a tumor I had. I was scared when I saw his hand shake, but he assured me that little tics of movement were a non-issue when it comes to brain surgery.
:) Thanks a lot, doc, now I'm finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that was the time ... ( 1 month ago by IrinaRox)

that was the time that... i dont know... xD

i would feel so ... ( 1 month ago by giveahoot08)

i would feel so much safer if this guy performed surgery on me

As a PSU football ... ( 1 month ago by 1redeyedwizard)

As a PSU football fan I thought of Joe Paterno as I was watching this. LOL.

then he stole my ... ( 1 month ago by Jessxninja)

then he stole my bicycle

He did it 800 to ... ( 1 month ago by Kyledude136)

He did it 800 to 3000 times. Somewhere in there.

"I got this in ... ( 1 month ago by TaffyAlpha)

"I got this in France in 1941. We used this to operate with."
I wonder who he was working for... Hmmm....

The patienet saying ... ( 3 weeks ago by EndlessAndDeplete)

The patienet saying "I'm so happy that I chose Dr. Wrainwright because he really stole my bicycle" - that's gotta be the best comment on youtube ever.

Dr. Brainwright was ... ( 3 weeks ago by Reinieboy)

Dr. Brainwright was my plumber, he really cleaned my bicycle and made it fly really well. Then my turtle crawled up my ass and he removed it too. He found a few more bicycles up there while he was cleaning things out. Thank God I still have a brain to cook with onions.

Dr. Brainblight!!! ( 3 weeks ago by Reinieboy)

Dr. Brainblight!!!

LMFAO that drill ... ( 2 weeks ago by halistall07)

LMFAO that drill thing!

"That was the time. ... ( 2 weeks ago by Jobeykobra)

"That was the time... I don't know."
That gets me laughing like hell, mostly the way he delivers it lol.

I've seen like ten ... ( 1 week ago by LeLimeLine)

I've seen like ten Onion skits, and I haven't laughed at a single one.

oh i think i get it ... ( 1 week ago by lilypad57)

oh i think i get it...
the guy said "he really stole my bicycle"
because the old guy screwed up his brain?
someone clarify this for me, please.

Yes. ( 1 week ago by EndlessAndDeplete)

Yes.

Yeah well you have ... ( 1 week ago by Schuubemire)

Yeah well you have a horrible sense of humor, emo.

at 0:55 he is ... ( 1 week ago by Schuubemire)

at 0:55 he is walking towards the wrong person in case no one noticed.

I apologize for ... ( 5 days ago by AdmiralPrice)

I apologize for there not being enough innuendo and slapstick humor in it for you. Satire, no matter how brilliant, is not enough for some people.

This is not good ... ( 5 days ago by LeLimeLine)

This is not good satire, this is crap. This takes a single joke and beats it to death over and over again. Restating the same joke does not refresh the joke. It's not a good callback. If you want good satire go watch a Christopher Guest movie. Go watch any Coen brother's film. Go watch the Kids in the Hall. Go watch Stella. You're wasting your time with this.

... ( 5 days ago by apflashback)

YeahthatLeLimeLinehasnosenseofhumor

lelimeline if you ... ( 19 hours ago by dbzlover2023)

lelimeline if you have watched 10 videos and havnt laughed at one, then why do you keep watching them?

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