Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

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Hilarious clip from Eddie's Glorious DVD with him talking, in his unique way, about machines that lie!

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u dont open glove ... ( 3 weeks ago by dialaga33)

u dont open glove box & 50, 60 pairs of gloves come pouring out drowning in gloves uhhh glove death

Array ( 3 weeks ago by TheLastShadowPuppet2)

Glove Death!
xD

"theres only two ... ( 3 weeks ago by jenbinski)

"theres only two positions in the shower...."
ah, so true

AAAHHHHHHHH........ ... ( 3 weeks ago by sickjp)

AAAHHHHHHHH..............Stop using taps!

1 nano milimeter ... ( 2 weeks ago by XxChaosUKxX)

1 nano milimeter between fantasticly hot or fuckkinnn freezin! ome its so true lmao

HILARIOUS!!! ( 2 weeks ago by Windymiller8)

HILARIOUS!!!

I love cake or ... ( 2 weeks ago by jumpup)

I love cake or death!
We didn't expect a rush on cake.
So my choice is "...or death?"

Didn't this guy ... ( 2 weeks ago by brianratz)

Didn't this guy play (Repichep?)in Prince Caspin Chronicals of Narnia

yes he did =) ( 2 weeks ago by metcoNepraC)

yes he did =)

"He's YOUR granddad ... ( 2 weeks ago by AMcGrath82)

"He's YOUR granddad TOO?" Honestly I've actually heard a kid respond with the same question and hearing Izzard add "WHAT the fuck when on in this FAMILY!?" was a hilarious way to voice that kid's thought.

I plan on sketching ... ( 2 weeks ago by roseblood203)

I plan on sketching that lol

and the grass would ... ( 2 weeks ago by thelukesternater)

and the grass would go "arg for fuck's sake"

'WONNANUNUNNNUN-no. ... ( 2 weeks ago by dragongal333)

'WONNANUNUNNNUN-no.' "...." 'WOONAANUNUNNUNUUUNN-i don't think so.'
XD 8D Gotta love Eddie!

He was also in ... ( 2 weeks ago by dragongal333)

He was also in Ocean's Twelve and Thirteen.

I am not using taps ... ( 2 weeks ago by dragongal333)

I am not using taps, I am letting a mouse run over my hands.

haha, 2:15 is great ... ( 1 week ago by F3ARMUFFS)

haha, 2:15 is great. Death Cab For Cutie did a song on that, called "Title and Registration."

light the matches ... ( 1 week ago by livedandletdie)

light the matches burn the house down haha

Array ( 1 week ago by TheLacyChronicles)

2:45 is funny.
"Stay down lads, stay down. It's just an air raid, no problem."

lol. this is random ... ( 1 week ago by Kuraianime)

lol. this is random
but i seriously am digging the suit he's wearing xD

The toaster bit ... ( 1 week ago by Wolfie238)

The toaster bit ROFL So true!

My shower has TWO ... ( 1 week ago by chickadee29)

My shower has TWO turny-knobs. Takes about 3 minutes to get the water right.

he's shiny ( 6 days ago by jouckeding)

he's shiny

That's because the ... ( 5 days ago by Adb12San)

That's because the position you want it is between there...and there.

lol, "what the fuck ... ( 2 days ago by KingAnden)

lol, "what the fuck went on in this family?!"

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