School House Rock - Tax Man Max

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Welcome to the new variety, sit and relax.
I'm that song and dance phenomenon, Max
Let me sing for you, do my thing for you,
'Till they give me the axe.
Here's the song I'm doing, gonna fill in you all about tax.
Tax is that familiar melody, sinful and true.
Hum it if you've earned a dollar or two.
Bucks in billions for the government for whatever they do.
Anyone who earns a living gives more than a few.
So schools can be their best, so our roads will have no cracks;
Someone fix those train tracks!
I'm even callin' you Uncle and I'm payin' my tax.
Oh, these are my girls. Hello girls.
Hello max. Nice outfit.
There are many different ways we pay what we owe.
Lady's if you'll follow the lovely tableau.
Income, property, sales, utility. Candy bars in my show.
Licenses for dogs and cats, and that's not all you know.
Out of every dollar a person can make,
City, State and Federal governments take...
Take what?
What they think is fair you givin' your share;
Now and then there's a break.
Max is talking taxes,
Hey, I kept you awake! For the things your town may need,
For the things a country lacks,
All good things take green backs.
We hear you callin' Uncle and we're paying our tax.
People do complain,
Say their taxes are high;
What am I to get in return?
Look around you friend,Max is showin' you why,
With your taxes you support
How we live and how we learn
Now here's the good news,
Many things are tax deductible.
Which means their cost can be subtracted from the amount of income you'll be taxed on. Things like medicine, doctor bills, and supplies for your work.
So keep those receipts.
Be kind to your parents at tax time.
And remember April 15th. April 15th.
What a showman you are Max.
Entertaining us with tax,
In those snazzy plaid slacks.
These slacks are for my business.
I tell you how to fit them.
I hear you callin' Uncle, and I'm paying my tax.
His tax are max.
And I'm deducting my sax.

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i love this song! ( 1 month ago by dischangam)

i love this song!

Just another ... ( 2 weeks ago by GlassOnion83)

Just another example of the big brother propaganda... ugh, this is sickening.

School House ... ( 2 weeks ago by Nickelodeon2002)

School House Propaganda. They forgot to mention how our taxes support bombing and kind of rebuilding nations...and cushy gov't jobs with awesome retirement and health care packages on the backs of everyone else "making a buck or two".

To insure that ... ( 2 weeks ago by chunga777)

To insure that everyone understand where else tax money can go, there should have been footage of Iraq, Vietnam, Grenada, Lebanon, Panama and Korea being bombed along with the figures of the total dead and injured.

I didn't know ... ( 2 weeks ago by 1saacMS)

I didn't know paying taxes was so awesome. Now I feel better about it. In fact, I'm writing my congresspersons to ask them for more taxes!

What he sings about ... ( 2 weeks ago by AITOWYPOS)

What he sings about can be paid for with 3-5%of the tax dollars that are stolen from us. The rest goes to murder, theft, destruction, and the perpetual expansion of government power. But hey, I'm for anything that will stop those evil terrorists!

he forgets to ... ( 2 weeks ago by mgmd001)

he forgets to mention that our taxes fund the parasitic government bureaucrats. Congress just voted itself a pay raise, which means more theft from the producers in our economy. must be nice to vote yourself a pay raise with unemployment so high in the private sector. what audacity! hopefully we'll start seeing some tax revolts like in the days of the great depression.

If there was a ... ( 2 weeks ago by Mrhuh)

If there was a cartoon of theatrical thing like this a few centuries ago, then maybe those selfish Native Americans wouldn't have put up a fight. Geez, taxation is imperialism, plain and simple.

Also, where have ... ( 2 weeks ago by Mrhuh)

Also, where have the taxes for that bailout gone to.

Taxation is theft, ... ( 2 weeks ago by zambizzi)

Taxation is theft, not "imperialism"...which is something different altogether. There was no tax money for the "bailout", the gov't has no money. It will simply print what it cannot borrow from Asians...inevitably killing the dollar through inflation.

Taxation is nothing ... ( 2 weeks ago by averros31415926)

Taxation is nothing more than armed robbery - forcing unwilling people to part with their money to fund whatever robbers want to do.
Sure, some of the tax loot is spent on doing something useful - but that is merely the expense needed to maintain the cover story of benevolence of the gang in power, to keep the victims docile.
So... what do we see here? Lipstick on a pig!

I've seen some ... ( 2 weeks ago by NSResponder)

I've seen some asinine propaganda in my time, but this is just obscene. He doesn't mention the way that tax money makes it possible to go on military adventures around the world, I see.
-jcr

It is your sacred ... ( 2 weeks ago by fizmath)

It is your sacred duty to humanity to hide your money from the Feds

Word ( 2 weeks ago by Aluvians)

Word

guess he couldn't ... ( 2 weeks ago by cab498)

guess he couldn't rhyme "napalm".

Oh I disagree. ... ( 2 weeks ago by cab498)

Oh I disagree. There is a BIG difference between tax and armed robbery. Robbers don't make you fill out paperwork, and don't follow you around after the robbery bragging about how beneficial they are.

Very sickening ... ( 2 weeks ago by alnewberry)

Very sickening propaganda.

Sure am glad I'm ... ( 2 weeks ago by alnewberry)

Sure am glad I'm getting forcibly taxed for all those "services" that I don't need or want, not to mention that they do a really crappy job of providing these things. Have you actually driven on those wonderful tax-maintained roads?

You're right, ... ( 2 weeks ago by averros31415926)

You're right, cab498. Also, the common robbers seldom attack the same victim repeatedly, while taxation never ceases.

"corruption follows ... ( 2 weeks ago by MDThomas01)

"corruption follows money" should read "corruption follows force".
The reason taxes are wasted (or worse, used against the people who pay them) are that they are extracted by force. If you disagree with how they are used, you still have to pay or you go to jail.

Max forgot to ... ( 2 weeks ago by stillresist)

Max forgot to mention that filing is voluntary...but the government will jail or kill anyone who doesn't volunteer. Also forgot to include all the taxes the government steals goes to pay off the interest to the Federal Reserve banks, not for roads, sunshine or trees. Instead of April 15th he should of said July 15th. Every dollar we make from Jan 1st to then goes to taxes.
60% of what we make!!! And people complain???
Wait till the debt is 20 trillion...

What a load of crap ... ( 1 week ago by mport1)

What a load of crap. Taxation is theft.

yes, anyone who ... ( 1 week ago by satchelmcqueencomedy)

yes, anyone who thinks taxes are to high or unfair is just unamerican and unpatriotic. just watch the video says as much, as will the new administration. i trust ALL government propaganda and you should also, or else you are a terrorist. axis of evil, wmd, terror, allies, condi, merikah,

And everyone ... ( 4 days ago by OneEyedPony)

And everyone thought the Nazis and Communists Soviet Union were evil with their foolish propaganda? Look no further than the Department of Propaganda and their non official partners in crime: The Main Stream Media US TREASURY and FEDERAL RESERVE.
The Fleecing continues and now the government is "PROGRAMING" the American Sheeple... younger & younger.
Chromed Communism has hit America!

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